before the recession : “girl, i need a man will fly me all over the world buy me a house and a car and take care of me”
after the recession : “girl, he got a job! that is soooooooo sexy…and i jus found out he got enough $ to get his gas turned back on… warm showers is the best 4play” lmfao
Quote of the moment : “i jus got out of an unsuccessful depression, i say unsuccessful b/c when your depressed your supposed to smoke/drink to throw your life away but i didnt have the money to do those things b/c i didnt kno i was going to be depressed. had i known that i would have saved up to throw my life away” lmfao
ok so here’s another facebook status that i thought was funny…again names are either taken out or shortened to initials
Watch what u teach ur kids. Think about Goldie locks broke in to the bears house (problem 1) problem 2 is that she went to eat up their food “this is too hot. This is too cold” BITCH! THIS AINT UR FOOD!