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I Swear I Have The Best Convos Via Facebookstatus

In Facebook Statuses on August 26, 2010 at 10:34 am

no dramatic intro…. i was watchin the movie role models and this is a result of that

Tylice Meade

When i get out of prison can i hang out with ur 10yr old son? lmao i love that movie

7 hours ago via Text Message Friends and Networks · · ·
    • When someone offers you some
      illegal drugs, what do you say? You say, ” No, thanks.
      I’ll just have a Minotaur.”

      7 hours ago · ·
    • i love ur wispering eye Matt! lmao

      7 hours ago · ·
    • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……”THATS A VAGINA!!!!”

      7 hours ago · ·
    • mom: yea get him oogie! king: shut up u whore! lmfao

      7 hours ago · ·
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Recession Proof Pickup Line

In Deep Thoughts, Jokes on August 6, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Tylice Meade

before the recession : “girl, i need a man will fly me all over the world buy me a house and a car and take care of me”
after the recession : “girl, he got a job! that is soooooooo sexy…and i jus found out he got enough $ to get his gas turned back on… warm showers is the best 4play” lmfao

Tuesday at 12:59pm Friends and Networks · · ·

  • Brandi  likes this.
    • That’s stupid!! But u know some of the guys readin this is going “Note to self, let them know the gas is on & I got hot water!” lol

      Tuesday at 2:38pm · ·
    • Lmao

Unsuccessful Depression

In Facebook Statuses on August 6, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Tylice Meade

Quote of the moment : “i jus got out of an unsuccessful depression, i say unsuccessful b/c when your depressed your supposed to smoke/drink to throw your life away but i didnt have the money to do those things b/c i didnt kno i was going to be depressed. had i known that i would have saved up to throw my life away” lmfao

Tuesday at 10:27am Friends and Networks · · ·

  • (KJ) likes this.
    • LOL!

      Tuesday at 10:57am · ·
    • And here we go…u r sick! U make me proud tho! LoL

      Tuesday at 12:09pm · ·
    • Love u too dan

      Tuesday at 12:34pm · ·

Goldielocks Is Sending The Wrong Message

In Facebook Statuses on August 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm

ok so here’s another facebook status that i thought was funny…again names are either taken out or shortened to initials

Tylice Meade

Watch what u teach ur kids. Think about Goldie locks broke in to the bears house (problem 1) problem 2 is that she went to eat up their food “this is too hot. This is too cold” BITCH! THIS AINT UR FOOD!

July 31 at 10:05pm via Facebook for iPhone Friends and Networks · · ·
  • (SC) and (KJ) like this.
    • Grl u must b bored. The things u come up w. Lmao

      July 31 at 10:49pm · ·
    • Dnt forget she was sleepin n they beds too…& she didn’t charge em a dime!! lol I’m sry. U need NO encouragement frm me! Lol

      July 31 at 11:16pm · ·
    • And u wonder why I am the way I am. Cuz of people like u

      July 31 at 11:18pm · ·
    • Well then I’m proud of u!! U go girl! LoL

      August 1 at 7:43am · ·
    • lmao