Posts Tagged ‘money’

Make it stop

In Quick Thoughts on August 25, 2010 at 10:59 am

Want bill collectors to stop calling you? This works…..Next time they call u this is what u tell them “u need to stop callin here all the time you’re going to get your money eventually. I put all the names of the companies I owe into a hat and I draw 1 name out the hat each month. Obviously your name hasn’t come up yet. And if u keep callin here i’m gonna take your name conpletly out the hat!”


Twitter (Woww) Of The Moment(7)

In Twitlife on August 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm

The following tweets are from ….

Stewie Griffin. Stewie_Griffinn

and brought to you by the number 7…lol

I really should start saying “congratulations” instead of “are you keeping it?” #YesorNo ?

Hymens are like rules, made to be broken.

#ThereWasATimeWhen A young girl was raped through her eye sockets, Poor girl never saw him cumming

#ThereWasATimeWhen I realised I was God when I was praying and noticed that I was talking to myself.

#Fridaythe13th I came very close to death today, I masturbated in the cemetery.

Why waste money on flowers trying to increase your odds of getting sex, when you can just buy a gun and guarantee it?