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Joke I Wanted To Share

In Jokes on September 2, 2010 at 11:29 am

the difference between a break up and a divorce is the difference between being scratched by a cat and raped by a bear

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Recession Proof Pickup Line

In Deep Thoughts, Jokes on August 6, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Tylice Meade

before the recession : “girl, i need a man will fly me all over the world buy me a house and a car and take care of me”
after the recession : “girl, he got a job! that is soooooooo sexy…and i jus found out he got enough $ to get his gas turned back on… warm showers is the best 4play” lmfao

Tuesday at 12:59pm Friends and Networks · · ·

  • Brandi  likes this.
    • That’s stupid!! But u know some of the guys readin this is going “Note to self, let them know the gas is on & I got hot water!” lol

      Tuesday at 2:38pm · ·
    • Lmao

random joke

In Jokes on July 21, 2010 at 5:24 pm

slave master comes back to life in 2010 & meets Barack Obama, convo goes sumthin like this…..you’re the president?.yes ……of the united states?.yes …….of america?.yes …..on earth?..yes …….really?! lmfao