Posts Tagged ‘cemetery’

I could handle a busy gas station across the street

In Plinky Promps on October 15, 2010 at 10:49 am

Which would you rather live across the street from?

shady liquor store

busy gas station




the gas station seemed like the better option to me + i kno i can always wait to get gas at the last minute if the gas station is right there

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Twitter (Woww) Of The Moment(7)

In Twitlife on August 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm

The following tweets are from ….

Stewie Griffin. Stewie_Griffinn

and brought to you by the number 7…lol

I really should start saying “congratulations” instead of “are you keeping it?” #YesorNo ?

Hymens are like rules, made to be broken.

#ThereWasATimeWhen A young girl was raped through her eye sockets, Poor girl never saw him cumming

#ThereWasATimeWhen I realised I was God when I was praying and noticed that I was talking to myself.

#Fridaythe13th I came very close to death today, I masturbated in the cemetery.

Why waste money on flowers trying to increase your odds of getting sex, when you can just buy a gun and guarantee it?