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Joke I Wanted To Share

In Jokes on September 2, 2010 at 11:29 am

the difference between a break up and a divorce is the difference between being scratched by a cat and raped by a bear

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Twitter (Woww) Of The Moment(7)

In Twitlife on August 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm

The following tweets are from ….

Stewie Griffin. Stewie_Griffinn

and brought to you by the number 7…lol

I really should start saying “congratulations” instead of “are you keeping it?” #YesorNo ?

Hymens are like rules, made to be broken.

#ThereWasATimeWhen A young girl was raped through her eye sockets, Poor girl never saw him cumming

#ThereWasATimeWhen I realised I was God when I was praying and noticed that I was talking to myself.

#Fridaythe13th I came very close to death today, I masturbated in the cemetery.

Why waste money on flowers trying to increase your odds of getting sex, when you can just buy a gun and guarantee it?