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The Worst Pick-Up Line?

In Plinky Promps on September 7, 2010 at 6:10 pm

Name the worst pick-up lines you’ve heard (or tried). Did someone try it on you? Or did you try it on someone? What happened?

im guessing this was an attempt at a pick up line? anyway here’s the story

me and my friend were at a bar last saturday and there was already a bunch of people sittin at the bars and tables bcuz we didnt get there till 1130 but wutever so we were just standin around talking drinkin ya kno…so this girl in a pink dress who was standin next to me wit her friend started smokin and this guy comes up to them and says somethin to the girl in the pink(side note : the girl in pink was pretty her friend wasnt ugly AT ALL she just wasnt as pretty as her friend in the pink…her friend was a lil chubbier so she filled her dress out more than the girl wit the yellow dress) any way the guy stands infront of the 2 girls looks both of them up and down he says to the girl in the pink “You’re way to beautiful to be smokin them cigarettes girl” and as hes sayin this its like hes gettin closer to her face like he was gonna kiss her or somethin but then he backed away from her by the time he finished his sentence. so then the girl in the yellow was like “what is that supposed to mean? im ugly? so i can smoke?” and the guy was like “i wasnt sayin u were ugly. i cant try to talk to both of u at the same time so i had to pick 1 and i chose ur friend so chill” i started laughin to my self and then the girl in the pink was like “im flattered but sorry…im married” *i dunno if she was or not*

so i would say thats the worst i’ve heard….it was pretty funny watching it unfold…doesnt seem as funny now that im typing it all out….or maybe im just remembering it as funny bcuz i was tipsy and everything is funny then

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quick thought

In Quick Thoughts on July 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Theres Always That 1 Person who writes extremely long impossible acronyms “LMAOWSPVG”
(Laughin My A** Off While Smokin N Playing Video Games)