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Wear Depends While Facebooking

In Facebook Statuses on August 13, 2010 at 3:21 pm

INTRO

like i said in a previous post my facebook statuses get a little out of control sometimes

the following is an excerpt from the the fb stat comments/prev post

  • and jus try ta thnk about rollin jus one damn eyeball!!!!

    38 minutes ago · ·
  • no! ur not my mom!
    *runs to computer to get on facebook to talk shit on sabrina*
    #hater

    37 minutes ago · ·
  • ok………. keep testin me. matta of fact, lemme call Lisa.
    u kno we ol school wit it, we beat each otha’s kids.
    its on an crackin. go get me a switch! NOW

    35 minutes ago · ·
  • too late i jus put u on blast via facebook status and btw….I LOCKS MY DOORS! good luck gettin in”

ok so now here is the status where i put her “on blast” and the comments that followed

Tylice Meade

yo im so mad at Sabrina! shes such a doo-doo headed cootie queen! lmao

about an hour ago Friends and Networks · ·

    • mhmmm…. I got sumthn for dat mouth.

      about an hour ago · ·
    • yea ok

      about an hour ago · ·
    • check ya page. u will change that tune

      about an hour ago · ·
    • we are touched! love ya boo!

      about an hour ago · ·
    • i thot it was a cutie queen lint licker…lol

      about an hour ago · ·
    • hush Lisa! u r on my team today, k? k. jus trust me on thjis one. moms havta stick togetha

      about an hour ago · ·
    • blood is thicker than water

      about an hour ago · ·
    • calm down killer….. speak wen spoken to. lol

      about an hour ago · ·
    • dats wats wrong wit kids these days

      about an hour ago · ·
    • she was talkin to me

      about an hour ago · ·
    • hush lil girl!

      56 minutes ago · ·
    • LOL…OMG! WUTS GOING ON U 2?

      54 minutes ago · ·
    • she’s tryin to kill me

      46 minutes ago · ·
    • am not….. fibber

      42 minutes ago · ·
    • this all started behind a damn banana

      42 minutes ago · ·
    • no! it started all cuz i had a damn frappe’ today!

      41 minutes ago · ·
    • lol!!! look Lisa, u all daggon late in the game. jus go read so we dont havta get started again. we jus settled down
      see, she was tryin to break up our niceness and understanding we jus accomplished

      39 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao

      34 minutes ago · ·
    • YEA I JUS GOT DUN READN N YES I THNK YAL BOYH NEED HELP! BUT IF SHE BAD, BEAT ER ( N MY WHOOPI GOLBERG VOICE FROM COLOR PURPLE)

      28 minutes ago · ·
    • hahahahahahahahaha, told u momma’s stick togetha! so there! (tongue out)

      27 minutes ago · ·
    • you told harpo to beat me *oprah voice*

      26 minutes ago · ·
    • ‎*runs to room and slams door*

      26 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
      definitely the best time i hav eva had on here!

      25 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao me too

      24 minutes ago · ·
    • I CAN’T STAND YAL! I HAVNT LAFFD DIS HARD N A LONG TIME. I THOT I WUZ GONNA PISS ON MY-SELF…LMAO N CTFU…2 MUCH

      22 minutes ago · ·
    • WE BEEN HAVIN A BALL ALL DAGGON DAY!

      20 minutes ago · ·
    • ‎#depends

      20 minutes ago · ·
    • see, here u damn go again

      18 minutes ago · ·
    • i try to be good it never works

      17 minutes ago · ·
    • I THNK U BOYH SHUD GO 2 UR ROOMS 4 A TIMEOUT…LOL


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Drinkin A Carmel Frappe’ Leads To Murder, Hussies, And Chubbie Chasers?

In Facebook Statuses on August 13, 2010 at 2:34 pm

i jus wanna say that i love how i post a status on facebook and some how the conversation ends up some where completely unexpected like when i posted this status i had no idea this would happen lmao

Tylice Meade

carmel frape from mcdonalds ♥

2 hours ago Friends and Networks · ·

    • strawburry nana smooooovy is hella gooodt

      2 hours ago · ·
    • pass! i dont like bananas

      about an hour ago · ·
    • I love frappe’s

      about an hour ago · ·
    • mee too!

      about an hour ago · ·
    • wild berry then. why u gotta ruin the moment? geesh

      about an hour ago · ·
    • lol my bad

      about an hour ago · ·
    • That wild berry is gross. Never had the strawberry n banna. I hate banna’s. Yuck

      about an hour ago · ·
    • sorry sabrina i gotta go wit my big sister

      about an hour ago · ·
    • geesh! ya’ll are goin at my neck behindt da smooooovy! the berry one is nasty tho!

      about an hour ago · ·
    • then why would u tell me to try it? (setup)

      about an hour ago · ·
    • no no punkin! i like the stawburry nana one. u dnt like nanas. i was jus puttin the otha option out ther. i dnt like the coffe joints! so jus caus i dnt like the berry dnt mean u wuldnt…. ya digg?

      about an hour ago · ·
    • the carmle frappe is jus carmel no coffee

      about an hour ago · ·
    • hmm, sounds lovely. but im on sum diet type junk……… so no carmel for my fluffy behind

      about an hour ago · ·
    • fluffy? lmao

      about an hour ago · ·
    • yes, FLUFFY. i refuse to say im fat! i am not. i am fluffy. errrrybody love sumthn fluffy, ya digg? clouds. pillows. kittens. slippers. AND ME

      about an hour ago · ·
    • Lmao I hate coffee but those frappes r fire. Like T said they don’t taste like coffee. Try it out u’ll love it

      about an hour ago · ·
    • shut ur face sabrina im done wit u! ctfu

      about an hour ago · ·
    • kim got my back! lol

      about an hour ago · ·
    • hahahahahaha! u ain dun wit no daggon body hussie! i ain a lie…..?
      @ kim- thanks I will try it then…….. aftr iI get this fluff in order

      about an hour ago · ·
    • why i gotta be a hussie? sheesh

      about an hour ago · ·
    • ‎@ T lol. @ Sabrina I hear ya I’m n the gym tryn 2 work on mine. Lol

      about an hour ago · ·
    • eff that! im findin me a chubby chaser…much easier

      58 minutes ago · ·
    • got dem too! but i am doin it for me an all my sexiness!!!!! ain NEVA gunna be skinny. dont wanna be

      47 minutes ago · ·
    • me either which is why i need i “chubby” chaser not sum 1 who likes to bang fatties

      45 minutes ago · ·
    • go to ur room. u need a timeout to thnk about wat u jus let spill out ya damn face

      44 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao how u gonna put me in time out? im grown i dont get time outs

      43 minutes ago · ·
    • WHAT I SAY? GET TA GETTIN!

      41 minutes ago · ·
    • NO! *throws tantrum*

      40 minutes ago · ·
    • stomp ya feet one mo gain! now uncross ur arms an get to it! and dont thnk of slammin that daggon door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      39 minutes ago · ·
    • and jus try ta thnk about rollin jus one damn eyeball!!!!

      38 minutes ago · ·
    • no! ur not my mom!
      *runs to computer to get on facebook to talk shit on sabrina*
      #hater

      37 minutes ago · ·
    • ok………. keep testin me. matta of fact, lemme call Lisa.
      u kno we ol school wit it, we beat each otha’s kids.
      its on an crackin. go get me a switch! NOW

      35 minutes ago · ·
    • too late i jus put u on blast via facebook status and btw….I LOCKS MY DOORS! good luck gettin in

      33 minutes ago · ·
    • i hav these big thighs for a reason. now ur door GOT TA GO

      31 minutes ago · ·
    • lacin up my timbs now

      31 minutes ago · ·
    • ill go to a friends house…catch me if u can

      30 minutes ago · ·
    • oh, a big chick is quik! dont get it twisted! an u ALWAYS got ta come back….. sooner than later. im patient. i got nothin but time boo

      29 minutes ago · ·
    • man forget all this runnin….im pressin charges!

      28 minutes ago · ·
    • ima dial 91, then u hav the choice to dial that last one. but jus sou kno dat they ain comin for nuthin!

      25 minutes ago · ·
    • thats cool u can go to jail for assult or attempted murder….which jail sentence u want?

      24 minutes ago · ·
    • hmm, they got ta find the body to charge me wit a crime boo………..

      23 minutes ago · ·
    • u just threatened me publicly #motive  *twitter has officially ruined the way i type, #hashtags*

      21 minutes ago · ·
    • u are a hott damn mess!

      16 minutes ago · ·
    • u love it

      16 minutes ago · ·
    • yes i do. somebody needs to read all this and seek out help for us

      15 minutes ago · ·
    • im sure people have read it but we’re beyond help now…a good time for help was when u was talkin bout bein fluffy…we get no help now

      12 minutes ago · ·