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Wear Depends While Facebooking

In Facebook Statuses on August 13, 2010 at 3:21 pm

INTRO

like i said in a previous post my facebook statuses get a little out of control sometimes

the following is an excerpt from the the fb stat comments/prev post

  • and jus try ta thnk about rollin jus one damn eyeball!!!!

    38 minutes ago · ·
  • no! ur not my mom!
    *runs to computer to get on facebook to talk shit on sabrina*
    #hater

    37 minutes ago · ·
  • ok………. keep testin me. matta of fact, lemme call Lisa.
    u kno we ol school wit it, we beat each otha’s kids.
    its on an crackin. go get me a switch! NOW

    35 minutes ago · ·
  • too late i jus put u on blast via facebook status and btw….I LOCKS MY DOORS! good luck gettin in”

ok so now here is the status where i put her “on blast” and the comments that followed

Tylice Meade

yo im so mad at Sabrina! shes such a doo-doo headed cootie queen! lmao

about an hour ago Friends and Networks · ·

    • mhmmm…. I got sumthn for dat mouth.

      about an hour ago · ·
    • yea ok

      about an hour ago · ·
    • check ya page. u will change that tune

      about an hour ago · ·
    • we are touched! love ya boo!

      about an hour ago · ·
    • i thot it was a cutie queen lint licker…lol

      about an hour ago · ·
    • hush Lisa! u r on my team today, k? k. jus trust me on thjis one. moms havta stick togetha

      about an hour ago · ·
    • blood is thicker than water

      about an hour ago · ·
    • calm down killer….. speak wen spoken to. lol

      about an hour ago · ·
    • dats wats wrong wit kids these days

      about an hour ago · ·
    • she was talkin to me

      about an hour ago · ·
    • hush lil girl!

      56 minutes ago · ·
    • LOL…OMG! WUTS GOING ON U 2?

      54 minutes ago · ·
    • she’s tryin to kill me

      46 minutes ago · ·
    • am not….. fibber

      42 minutes ago · ·
    • this all started behind a damn banana

      42 minutes ago · ·
    • no! it started all cuz i had a damn frappe’ today!

      41 minutes ago · ·
    • lol!!! look Lisa, u all daggon late in the game. jus go read so we dont havta get started again. we jus settled down
      see, she was tryin to break up our niceness and understanding we jus accomplished

      39 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao

      34 minutes ago · ·
    • YEA I JUS GOT DUN READN N YES I THNK YAL BOYH NEED HELP! BUT IF SHE BAD, BEAT ER ( N MY WHOOPI GOLBERG VOICE FROM COLOR PURPLE)

      28 minutes ago · ·
    • hahahahahahahahaha, told u momma’s stick togetha! so there! (tongue out)

      27 minutes ago · ·
    • you told harpo to beat me *oprah voice*

      26 minutes ago · ·
    • ‎*runs to room and slams door*

      26 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
      definitely the best time i hav eva had on here!

      25 minutes ago · ·
    • lmao me too

      24 minutes ago · ·
    • I CAN’T STAND YAL! I HAVNT LAFFD DIS HARD N A LONG TIME. I THOT I WUZ GONNA PISS ON MY-SELF…LMAO N CTFU…2 MUCH

      22 minutes ago · ·
    • WE BEEN HAVIN A BALL ALL DAGGON DAY!

      20 minutes ago · ·
    • ‎#depends

      20 minutes ago · ·
    • see, here u damn go again

      18 minutes ago · ·
    • i try to be good it never works

      17 minutes ago · ·
    • I THNK U BOYH SHUD GO 2 UR ROOMS 4 A TIMEOUT…LOL


Swear words: Are you pro or con?

In Plinky Promps on August 10, 2010 at 11:37 am

swear words? did they really just ask me this question? do they know who I am? ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTLY! im pro swear words…


i used to think “oh, they’re just words get over it” and in a way i still believe that but they arent meant for every where and everyone…for instance i dont curse in church (not that I go to to church that often but if/when I do… no cursing) school/work? hmm…. I went to a christian school and yes i used to curse up and down those halls….work yea the jobs i had made me want to curse…especially my last job. I did customer service/tech support for dishnetwork and some of the people that used to call there would be on my last nerve! but god gave us the mute button and thats how i kept my job untill my job was outsourced to mexico march2010! yay! gotta love this country. i dont really miss the job i jus miss the $ i will admit they did pay pretty good $ they just treat there employees like dog shit….and their customers too but thats another story.

back to the matter at hand… i dont feel that children shouldnt curse…teens? hmm thats a tricky 1. i have a lil brother who is 19 and a lil sister who is 17 i wouldnt say anything if they cursed cuz i did the same thing @ their age but at the same time if i had a teenage child i wouldnt want them cursing infront of me…. u cant controll what ur children do when you’re not with them, u can only make suggestions.

so to sum this up im pro-cursing but theres a time and a place.

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Take Advatage Of Your Fuckin Recources!

In Deep Thoughts, Facebook Statuses on August 6, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Tylice Meade

im not havin kids unless im married to they daddy….no kid should have to feel like the odd man out cuz they mom an dad like dick/pussy more than their child. (birth controll pills/condoms/abortions are here 4 a reason…….take advantage of your fuckin resources!)

4 hours ago Friends and Networks · · ·

  • (KJ) and Andrea like this.
    • Tell it!

      4 hours ago · ·
    • sounds like you’ve discovered your passion! You should be working for Planned Parenthood. oh, and I agree!

      3 hours ago · ·
    • Say it again…a lot of ppl have their priorities all out of order

      3 hours ago · ·

Goldielocks Is Sending The Wrong Message

In Facebook Statuses on August 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm

ok so here’s another facebook status that i thought was funny…again names are either taken out or shortened to initials

Tylice Meade

Watch what u teach ur kids. Think about Goldie locks broke in to the bears house (problem 1) problem 2 is that she went to eat up their food “this is too hot. This is too cold” BITCH! THIS AINT UR FOOD!

July 31 at 10:05pm via Facebook for iPhone Friends and Networks · · ·
  • (SC) and (KJ) like this.
    • Grl u must b bored. The things u come up w. Lmao

      July 31 at 10:49pm · ·
    • Dnt forget she was sleepin n they beds too…& she didn’t charge em a dime!! lol I’m sry. U need NO encouragement frm me! Lol

      July 31 at 11:16pm · ·
    • And u wonder why I am the way I am. Cuz of people like u

      July 31 at 11:18pm · ·
    • Well then I’m proud of u!! U go girl! LoL

      August 1 at 7:43am · ·
    • lmao