Archive for the ‘Quick Thoughts’ Category

The Difference Between Females, Women, And Ladies

In Quick Thoughts on September 27, 2010 at 7:25 pm

Being a female is a matter of birth, being a woman is a matter of age, but being a lady is a matter of choice.


I Love This Quote

In Quick Thoughts on September 26, 2010 at 7:18 pm

this is an A and B convo. C ya way out before D jumps over E and F’s you up like a G…..ctfu! best thing i heard all day

Make it stop

In Quick Thoughts on August 25, 2010 at 10:59 am

Want bill collectors to stop calling you? This works…..Next time they call u this is what u tell them “u need to stop callin here all the time you’re going to get your money eventually. I put all the names of the companies I owe into a hat and I draw 1 name out the hat each month. Obviously your name hasn’t come up yet. And if u keep callin here i’m gonna take your name conpletly out the hat!”

My favorite lines from ‘Anchorman’

In Quick Thoughts on August 17, 2010 at 11:14 pm

Have a favorite line from a movie? What’s the line and why do you like it?

I cant limit it to jus 1 so instead i will post multiple lines. they dont need a description of why i like them… i like them cuz they’re funny

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ron Burgundy: And I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

****best convo****

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn’t it?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.


Ron Burgundy: “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee…” LMAO

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