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I could handle a busy gas station across the street

In Plinky Promps on October 15, 2010 at 10:49 am

Which would you rather live across the street from?

shady liquor store

busy gas station

zoo

cemetery

dump

the gas station seemed like the better option to me + i kno i can always wait to get gas at the last minute if the gas station is right there

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The Story Of The Whores

In Plinky Promps on August 31, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Pick a photograph (online or one of your own) and write a mini-story about it.

ok a story about this photo. well it all started at least 21 yrs ago..im assuming. any way there were some little girls who had daddy issues. some of them may have grown up with out a father, had a father around who ignored them or treated them badly. or maybe they were “touched” as a child by their dad or some other male figure in their life. so the gilrs turned 21 and decided to go out. their daddy issues/need for male attention mixed with alcohol is what created this picture…..hows that 4 a story?

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To the graduating class of 2011

In Plinky Promps on August 18, 2010 at 11:35 pm

You’re giving the keynote address to the graduating seniors of a high school today. What’s your advice to them?

DO NOT! I REPEAT DO DOT GO TO COLLEGE!

why? bcuz all its going to do is put you in debt bcuz your not going to have a job to pay off those loans once you graduate. go out and find a job and see how far you can move up in 4yrs. live with your parents for as long as they will let u and save save save!

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My favorite lines from ‘Anchorman’

In Quick Thoughts on August 17, 2010 at 11:14 pm

Have a favorite line from a movie? What’s the line and why do you like it?

I cant limit it to jus 1 so instead i will post multiple lines. they dont need a description of why i like them… i like them cuz they’re funny

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Ron Burgundy: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ron Burgundy: And I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

****best convo****

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn’t it?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

******AND THE AWARD 4 BEST LINE GOES TO******

Ron Burgundy: “Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee…” LMAO

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